Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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