He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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