I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
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Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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