***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
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Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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