Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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