Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
