I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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