Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
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I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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