Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
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she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
What happened to fro yo and sex?
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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