from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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