College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
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I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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