1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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