No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
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wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
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I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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