i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
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There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
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at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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