It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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