Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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