I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper