why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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