Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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