He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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