It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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