My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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