he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
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There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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