I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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