Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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