Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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