So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
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I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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