i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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