What should our trivia night team be named?
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It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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