omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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