I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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