You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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