Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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