And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
This is classic penis vs brain.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
