I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
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No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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