So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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