do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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