You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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