I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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