ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You took a bar mat shot.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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