She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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