So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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