i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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