Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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