So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ambien. No doubt about it.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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