People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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