Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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