Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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