it hurts more in the daytime
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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