Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Randomize
