HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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