Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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