How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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