and you said cock pushups were impossible
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I don't deserve a penis
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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