I'm jealous of your bromance
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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